For medical card and telehealth clinics. Only.
New Patient Leads, Every Week.
Without Your Ad Account Getting Banned.
Most clinics live on referrals and walk-ins until they dry up, then watch Meta kill their account the moment they try to advertise. We run compliant Meta ads that stay live, and hand your team fresh leads ready to call.
15 minutes. No slide deck. Calls usually scheduled within 48 hours. If we are not a fit, we will tell you straight.
Built for U.S. medical card and telehealth clinics. Compliant with Meta and state advertising rules.
Serving clinics in Texas, Florida, and Pennsylvania
If you run a medical card clinic, you already know this story.
- The law keeps tightening. Loose hemp and flower come and go, and the card is becoming the only durable, legal product you have.
- But every time you try to advertise it, Meta tags it as cannabis and shuts your account down.
- So you fall back on referrals and walk-ins, which dry up without warning.
- You already paid for marketing that promised the world, with nothing trackable to show for it.
- And you still cannot see what your money is actually doing.
The demand is there. People need the card more every month. What is missing is a compliant way to put your clinic in front of them, on repeat, and get those leads into your team's hands fast.
What we actually do, in plain English.
We run your Meta ads positioned as a medical evaluation, never naming cannabis, so the account stays compliant and stays live. We capture leads with native Instant Forms, design the still image and carousel creative built for this exact audience, and deliver every lead in a clean spreadsheet so your team can call them fast, before they go cold, and then import them into your CRM like Healy. You also get a live dashboard to watch spend, leads, and cost per lead as it happens.
We do not sell flower. We do not touch your medical side. We do not run your CRM or your sales. We bring you qualified leads at a low cost. Your team turns them into patients.
Runs on the tools you already use.
We do one thing. Most agencies do forty.
Most agencies run ads for dentists, gyms, and real estate, then take a cannabis clinic on the side and get the account banned in a week, because they never learned the rules.
We only work with medical card and telehealth clinics. We know it is the card that survives the next flower ban. We know your patients are veterans with PTSD, people in their fifties with chronic pain, and people who cannot sleep because of anxiety. We picked the hardest, most regulated niche on purpose, because the compliance that scares generalists away is exactly what keeps your account alive.
Compliant by design.
Meta ads built to survive the cannabis policy, positioned as a medical service, so your account stays live.
Built for this audience.
Still images and carousels written around real conditions and the same-day, under-10-minutes angle that works in this niche.
Ready to call.
Every lead delivered in a clean spreadsheet, plus a live dashboard, so your team acts fast and you see every dollar.
A real campaign. Real numbers.
For a medical card clinic in the Houston, Texas market, we ran a compliant Meta campaign that never mentioned cannabis, so the account stayed live the entire time.
cost per lead (measured)
leads delivered
closed by the clinic into paying patients
The cost per lead is our measured number. The 15 closed is what the clinic's own team reported, because the calling and closing were theirs, not ours. That is the split: we bring qualified leads at a low cost, your team does the rest. One campaign, one market. Results vary, and we never guarantee a number.
"Add a real, attributed quote from a client here."
How it works.
- 1
Discovery call.
15 minutes. We learn your market, your numbers, and whether this even fits. If it does not, we say so.
- 2
Build.
We set up your compliant Meta campaign, your Instant Form, and your ad creative, still images and carousels.
- 3
Launch.
We go live and measure your real cost per lead in your market.
- 4
Deliver and optimize.
You get your leads in a ready-to-call spreadsheet, you track everything on a live dashboard, and we tighten the campaign and creative every week.
What you get.
- Meta ad campaigns, positioned as a medical service so the account stays compliant.
- Native Instant Forms for fast, low-friction lead capture.
- Still image and carousel creative, written for this audience and these conditions.
- A clean leads spreadsheet, updated with each lead's details, so your team can call fast and import into your CRM like Healy.
- A live dashboard for ad spend, leads, and cost per lead, so you are never in the dark about your money.
- Weekly campaign and creative optimization.
- Weekly reporting on spend, leads, and cost per lead.
What is not included (so we are clear from day one)
- Calling or following up with the leads. That is your team, and speed is everything.
- CRM setup or management.
- Sales, closing, or renewals.
We hand you ready-to-call leads and full visibility into the numbers. Turning leads into patients is your team's job. You also pay ad spend directly to Meta, never through us.
Who this is for.
This is for you if
- You run a medical card or telehealth evaluation clinic, not a flower-first dispensary.
- You have someone who can call a new lead within minutes, not days.
- You can actually handle 15 to 25 more patients a month.
- You want compliant leads and clear numbers, not promises and excuses.
This is not for you if
- You are looking for guaranteed approvals or a patient number we promise.
- You have no one to work the leads. The best lead dies if no one calls.
- You have no budget to put behind ad spend and test.
Specialist focus. Without the big-agency price.
Specialist focus, below the market rate.
The typical agency retainer in this space runs around $2,500 a month, and most of them are generalists who will get your account banned anyway. We charge less, not because we do less, but because we are a focused specialist with no bloated agency overhead to cover.
Typical generalist agency
~$2,500/mo
- Juggles dozens of unrelated niches
- Does not know cannabis compliance, so accounts get banned
- Generic creative not built for this audience
- Little to no reporting, you are left in the dark
CPN Ads
Recommended$1,000 to start
Then $1,000/mo from month two
- Covers setup and your first month
- Medical card and telehealth clinics only
- Compliant Meta ads, Instant Forms, and creative built for this niche
- Live dashboard, you see every dollar and every lead
Month-to-month. No long-term contract. You pay ad spend directly to Meta, never through us.
Questions, answered.
Won't Meta just ban my account like before?
That is the exact problem we solve. The ban happens because the ad talks about cannabis. Ours never does. It sells the medical evaluation, which is what keeps the account live.
I already wasted money on SEO and agencies. Why is this different?
Two reasons. We only do this niche, so we are not guessing. And you see every dollar on a live dashboard from day one, so there is nothing to hide behind.
Do you call the leads or close them?
No. We deliver qualified leads in a ready-to-call spreadsheet, and your team calls and closes. Speed matters, so reach them fast. We focus on bringing the leads in at a low cost.
Do you set up my CRM or handle renewals?
No. We hand you a clean spreadsheet you import into your CRM like Healy. We do not manage your CRM, your sales, or your renewals.
Can you guarantee results?
No. Anyone who guarantees you a number is not being honest. We show you what we have done and how we would approach your market, and you decide.
How much does it cost?
A $1,000 start fee that covers setup and your first month. After that, $1,000 per month from month two, month-to-month. Ad spend is paid directly to Meta, never through us.
Which states do you cover?
Medical and medical-only states where this is permitted. We confirm compliance for your specific state before we run anything.
Let's see if this fits your clinic.
15 minutes. No pressure, no slide deck. We will look at your market and your numbers, and if it is not a fit, we will tell you straight.
Month-to-month. Calls usually scheduled within 48 hours.
Already know you want to start?
Skip the call. Secure your onboarding.
If you are ready to move now, reserve your build slot and we will begin onboarding right away. We keep slots limited so quality stays high.
$1,000 to start, covers setup and your first month. Then $1,000 per month from month two.
Secure checkout via Stripe. After payment you will receive an onboarding form and a kickoff time.
Prefer to pay by invoice or bank transfer? Book the call and we will set it up.